Monday, July 31, 2006
poetry contest!!!
my friend and fellow PKer, chris george has a poetry contest
going on over at his blog. check it out. you might surprise yourself!
go on, you know you want to...
What inspires you? Tell me in a poem of thirty lines or less, any form. Send your entries to me at editorctrip@yahoo.com by midnight on Thursday, August 31, Eastern time. Winners will be published on my blog and first prize winner also receives a copy of the CD of the Charlotte production of highlights from the musical by composer Erik Sitbon and myself, "Jack The Musical: The Ripper Pursued." Good luck!
Chris George
http://christophertgeorge.blogspot.com/
Saturday, July 29, 2006
Friday, July 28, 2006
blueberries blueberries, BLUEBERRIES!!!!
when to a farm out in butler to get some corn
(15 doz. ) for the club picnic. while we were there
i got some peppers and tomatoes and basil and a cantaloupe
some garlic and BLUEBERRIES!!!!!
they had peaches, but they were rather expensive so i wouldn't
have had enough to make a pie or a cobbler.
so i've made half a dozen trips to the fridge to grab
a few berries to pop into my mouth!
i had a sandwich of fresh tomato slices and fresh basil
with kosher salt and butter on white bread for lunch.
there's not much better! s
when to a farm out in butler to get some corn
(15 doz. ) for the club picnic. while we were there
i got some peppers and tomatoes and basil and a cantaloupe
some garlic and BLUEBERRIES!!!!!
they had peaches, but they were rather expensive so i wouldn't
have had enough to make a pie or a cobbler.
so i've made half a dozen trips to the fridge to grab
a few berries to pop into my mouth!
i had a sandwich of fresh tomato slices and fresh basil
with kosher salt and butter on white bread for lunch.
there's not much better! s
trying out some animal jokes:
for bob-
Top 9 Signs Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
9. E-mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy."
8. Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard.
7. You find you've been subscribed to strange newsgroups like alt.recreational.catnip.
6. Your mouse has teeth marks in it... and a strange aroma of tuna.
5. Hate-mail messages to Apple Computers, Inc. about their release of "CyberDog."
4. Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.
3. You keep finding new software around your house like CatinTax and WarCat II.
2. On IRC you're known as the IronMouser.
and the #1 Sign Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password...
1. Little kitty carpal-tunnel braces near the scratching post.
OR, HOW 'BOUT...
for bob-
Top 9 Signs Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
9. E-mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy."
8. Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard.
7. You find you've been subscribed to strange newsgroups like alt.recreational.catnip.
6. Your mouse has teeth marks in it... and a strange aroma of tuna.
5. Hate-mail messages to Apple Computers, Inc. about their release of "CyberDog."
4. Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.
3. You keep finding new software around your house like CatinTax and WarCat II.
2. On IRC you're known as the IronMouser.
and the #1 Sign Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password...
1. Little kitty carpal-tunnel braces near the scratching post.
OR, HOW 'BOUT...
how can you tell if an elephant's been in your fridge??
by the footprints in the butter!!!!
that was one of my daughter's favorites when she was in kindergarten. s
Thursday, July 27, 2006
Wednesday, July 26, 2006
Tuesday, July 25, 2006
blogthingy- because they are still cutting the tree and the shredder is scary
and i can't watch! s
You Are Balanced -
Realist -
Powerful
You feel your life is controlled both externally and internally.You have a good sense of what you can control and what you should let go.Depending on the situation, you sometimes try to exert more control.Other times, you accept things for what they are and go with the flow.You are a realist when it comes to luck.You don't attribute everything to luck, but you do know some things are random.You don't beat yourself up when bad things happen to you...But you do your best to try to make your own luck.When it comes to who's in charge, it's you.Life is a kingdom, and you're the grand ruler.You don't care much about what others think.But they better care what you think!
and i can't watch! s
You Are Balanced -
Realist -
Powerful
You feel your life is controlled both externally and internally.You have a good sense of what you can control and what you should let go.Depending on the situation, you sometimes try to exert more control.Other times, you accept things for what they are and go with the flow.You are a realist when it comes to luck.You don't attribute everything to luck, but you do know some things are random.You don't beat yourself up when bad things happen to you...But you do your best to try to make your own luck.When it comes to who's in charge, it's you.Life is a kingdom, and you're the grand ruler.You don't care much about what others think.But they better care what you think!
2 men are cutting down one of my neighbor's oaks.
these oaks are so beautiful. they must be well over
100 years old and huge. it is between his house
and mine and he was worried that it
was leaning towards his house. it isn't,
according to the tree man, but it's coming down.
this tree is at least 40 ft high and i am saddened.
the noise is appropriate i think for the death
of something only the divine could create. it
shouldn't go quietly.
these oaks are so beautiful. they must be well over
100 years old and huge. it is between his house
and mine and he was worried that it
was leaning towards his house. it isn't,
according to the tree man, but it's coming down.
this tree is at least 40 ft high and i am saddened.
the noise is appropriate i think for the death
of something only the divine could create. it
shouldn't go quietly.
Monday, July 24, 2006
Sunday, July 23, 2006
went to the polka dance last night.
it was packed! i liked watching all the older people having
such fun. i had a few slow dances, but as i said, i'm not
a polka dancer so i sat at the bar and talked with friends and
some of the people that came with the band. i was introduced to
SLIVOVITZ, a colorless plum brandy that the band drank at each
break. i was not brave or silly enough to try it, especially after
they let me smell the stuff! ah god, it smells like paint thinner
and they gleefully agreed that it WAS very much like paint thinner
but it was SLIVO and that was a good thing!
the bartender, a friend, told me of a time when a team of lady ballplayers
were in town from croatia, i think. she said they drank every one of those
tough, mine town regulars under the table. these ladies grew up with the stuff.
i think these polka players did as well. i was amazed to watch them.
needless to say, a good time was had by all! s
Saturday, July 22, 2006
when it began
i didn't even notice
it was a small thought
right before i'd reach to turn off
the bedside lamp
one last glance around to
make sure everything was in it's place and
wondering if i'd open my eyes in the morning
or not wake at all.
then i began to notice
that small thought
one among the many
as i'd leave to go out
reaching out to turn on the porch light
looking around my living room
thinking suddenly that
i might not be back to unlock the door
and turn the light on.
i didn't even notice
it was a small thought
right before i'd reach to turn off
the bedside lamp
one last glance around to
make sure everything was in it's place and
wondering if i'd open my eyes in the morning
or not wake at all.
then i began to notice
that small thought
one among the many
as i'd leave to go out
reaching out to turn on the porch light
looking around my living room
thinking suddenly that
i might not be back to unlock the door
and turn the light on.
Thursday, July 20, 2006
from MY BACK PAGES in 'THE BYRDS 20 essential tracks'
" Yes, my guard stood hard when abstract threats
too noble to neglect
deceived me into thinking
I had something to protect
good and bad, I define these terms
quite clear, no doubt somehow
ah, but i was so much older then
I'm younger than that now."
the last two lines even now touch my heart. s
" Yes, my guard stood hard when abstract threats
too noble to neglect
deceived me into thinking
I had something to protect
good and bad, I define these terms
quite clear, no doubt somehow
ah, but i was so much older then
I'm younger than that now."
the last two lines even now touch my heart. s
friday's chicken joke today! in case we get those damn storms and
i lose power or have to shut my computer down!
i like this because falwell makes my skin crawl (HEY i rhymed, whoda thunk it??!)
JERRY FALWELL: why'd the chicken cross the road?????
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side. That's what they call it - the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay.And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side."
i lose power or have to shut my computer down!
i like this because falwell makes my skin crawl (HEY i rhymed, whoda thunk it??!)
JERRY FALWELL: why'd the chicken cross the road?????
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side. That's what they call it - the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay.And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side."
Wednesday, July 19, 2006
went to the mall and to dinner with my daughter
and granddaughter. i ran amuck (for me) at the new
SEPHORA there. oh god. i bought a new blush and a freakishly
expensive lip pencil but i have been a little down lately and
i had a little mad money AND it was just too good!
then my daughter and my little smoochie cute granddaughter
took me to a sushi place. (i didn't eat any sushi, i hate fish, raw fish ugh! )
but i did have a chicken dish and boiled soybeans which mai just adores!
i'm getting better with chopsticks. my kid is a pro with them.
i had a can of Tibetan tea. oh my, i loved it. it's like a carbonated tea
and i think it has ginger and some other things in it. i've never seen it anywhere else.
it's really good.
so i say, ladies, run, RUN to SEPHORA and run amuck a little! s
and granddaughter. i ran amuck (for me) at the new
SEPHORA there. oh god. i bought a new blush and a freakishly
expensive lip pencil but i have been a little down lately and
i had a little mad money AND it was just too good!
then my daughter and my little smoochie cute granddaughter
took me to a sushi place. (i didn't eat any sushi, i hate fish, raw fish ugh! )
but i did have a chicken dish and boiled soybeans which mai just adores!
i'm getting better with chopsticks. my kid is a pro with them.
i had a can of Tibetan tea. oh my, i loved it. it's like a carbonated tea
and i think it has ginger and some other things in it. i've never seen it anywhere else.
it's really good.
so i say, ladies, run, RUN to SEPHORA and run amuck a little! s
Tuesday, July 18, 2006
Monday, July 17, 2006
i probably just annoyed friends and family so
why not some of you guys? ; )
it's a petition i just got from one.org i signed the last petition and this one,
maybe
some of you can sign this one as well?
THE CAMPAIGN TO MAKE POVERTY HISTORY
http://action.one.org/dia/organizationsONE/one/petition.jsp?petition_KEY=104&t=OneColumn.dwt
why not some of you guys? ; )
it's a petition i just got from one.org i signed the last petition and this one,
maybe
some of you can sign this one as well?
THE CAMPAIGN TO MAKE POVERTY HISTORY
http://action.one.org/dia/organizationsONE/one/petition.jsp?petition_KEY=104&t=OneColumn.dwt
a note here. awhile back i wrote a post about some nasty
comments i had gotten.
i want people to know that i had some very
specific people in mind. i was not
saying that people that disagree with me
or tease me are bad people.
i was speaking of 1 or 2 (i hope it's only 1 or 2 )
that called me names or called my daughter names,
writing me snarky, nasty little e-mails to my hotmail
address for this blog or a comment on other's blogs.
i hope i didn't offend anyone
else except those 1 or 2. thanks, s
comments i had gotten.
i want people to know that i had some very
specific people in mind. i was not
saying that people that disagree with me
or tease me are bad people.
i was speaking of 1 or 2 (i hope it's only 1 or 2 )
that called me names or called my daughter names,
writing me snarky, nasty little e-mails to my hotmail
address for this blog or a comment on other's blogs.
i hope i didn't offend anyone
else except those 1 or 2. thanks, s
Sunday, July 16, 2006
Saturday, July 15, 2006
Friday, July 14, 2006
blogthing on a friday afternoon!
What Your Soul Really Looks Like
You are a wanderer. You constantly long for a new adventure, challenge, or even a completely different life.You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. You feet may be on the ground, but you're head is in the clouds.You see yourself with pretty objective eyes. How you view yourself is almost exactly how other people view you.Your near future is likely to be filled with great successes and accomplishments. You just need to figure out how to get there.For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust
What Your Soul Really Looks Like
You are a wanderer. You constantly long for a new adventure, challenge, or even a completely different life.You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. You feet may be on the ground, but you're head is in the clouds.You see yourself with pretty objective eyes. How you view yourself is almost exactly how other people view you.Your near future is likely to be filled with great successes and accomplishments. You just need to figure out how to get there.For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust
Thursday, July 13, 2006
blogthingys!
this is my aura's color! (i answered all the questions
BUT they didn't ask about my chocolate addiction, hummm? )
Your Aura is Blue
Spiritual and calm, you tend to live a quiet but enriching life.You are very giving of yourself. And it's hard for you to let go of relationships.The purpose of your life: showing love to other people
Famous blues include: Angelina Jolie, the Dali Lama, OprahCareers for you to try: Psychic, Peace Corps Volunteer, Counselor
this is my aura's color! (i answered all the questions
BUT they didn't ask about my chocolate addiction, hummm? )
Your Aura is Blue
Spiritual and calm, you tend to live a quiet but enriching life.You are very giving of yourself. And it's hard for you to let go of relationships.The purpose of your life: showing love to other people
Famous blues include: Angelina Jolie, the Dali Lama, OprahCareers for you to try: Psychic, Peace Corps Volunteer, Counselor
BLOGTHINGS. what age are you? says :
You Are 27 Years Old
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.
13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.
20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.
30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!
40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.
yes, i think so. i'm looking for the child/ young adult i never really was.
that's a good thing i think. s
You Are 27 Years Old
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.
13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.
20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.
30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!
40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.
yes, i think so. i'm looking for the child/ young adult i never really was.
that's a good thing i think. s
Wednesday, July 12, 2006
Tuesday, July 11, 2006
well, here it is. the end of the great chipmunk adventure:
it took 3(count em 3!)adults a broom and a bath towel
but we got that houdini of the rodent world out the front door
with a hearty farewell and a slam of the screendoor he is off
with tales to tell his grandmunks about! s
bob tho, is big time po'd!
it took 3(count em 3!)adults a broom and a bath towel
but we got that houdini of the rodent world out the front door
with a hearty farewell and a slam of the screendoor he is off
with tales to tell his grandmunks about! s
bob tho, is big time po'd!
i'm getting damn tired of being a chipmunk wrangler!
i have chased bob who has been chasing the chipmunk
most of the day!
i herded the teeny beast into the cat carrier, but silly me
i forgot that the squares of the metal grid on the front
of the carrier are too big to hold a ferocious chipmunk!!!
i tilted it up on end thinking that with the grid on top i
could lug the whole thing outside and release the little
grinny to roam free once more.
not a chance. the little guy popped straight up at me
right through an opening and took off under the tv!
i finally, with a broom and a towel, nudged him toward the
kitchen.(i've rescued chipmunks before, covering them with a towel
and scooping them up. )
i opened the kitchen screen door because mr. chipmunk was
clinging to the hinges of the door, about 5 and a half ft. off the ground.
he was INCHES away from freedom so what does he do??
he scrambles back through the kitchen, into the living room
where he is in the gas logs of the fireplace!
bob keeps sticking a paw in and i just KNOW he's going to be bitten, so
i have a towel over the logs and bob and i are both tired and agitated! s
i have chased bob who has been chasing the chipmunk
most of the day!
i herded the teeny beast into the cat carrier, but silly me
i forgot that the squares of the metal grid on the front
of the carrier are too big to hold a ferocious chipmunk!!!
i tilted it up on end thinking that with the grid on top i
could lug the whole thing outside and release the little
grinny to roam free once more.
not a chance. the little guy popped straight up at me
right through an opening and took off under the tv!
i finally, with a broom and a towel, nudged him toward the
kitchen.(i've rescued chipmunks before, covering them with a towel
and scooping them up. )
i opened the kitchen screen door because mr. chipmunk was
clinging to the hinges of the door, about 5 and a half ft. off the ground.
he was INCHES away from freedom so what does he do??
he scrambles back through the kitchen, into the living room
where he is in the gas logs of the fireplace!
bob keeps sticking a paw in and i just KNOW he's going to be bitten, so
i have a towel over the logs and bob and i are both tired and agitated! s
this is me and pudd'n boy. i'm waiting for him to send me the picture
of him and his wife, GL. i have it on my computer but i can't seem
to print it out on here. as i mentioned, i'll sit on a bike
but i'm not riding on one! pudd'n and GL and their family are
really wonderful people and good friends. uncle buck
of the two poems here was pudd'n boy's (aka danny)
uncle, but he was everybody's uncle buck! s
Monday, July 10, 2006
bob update:
what a morning! i'm sitting here keeping my eye on
the mighty, mighty bob. i was working on my computer here
and i could tell bob was stalking something either under the couch
or by my bookshelves. i figured it was a mouse so i was paying attention.
bob started scrambling around and growling and
i heard some high pitched squeaking when something much bigger
than a mouse shot out and headed for underneath my desk RIGHT
where my feet were!
i think it's one of my multitude of chipmunks!
so i grabbed the mighty and really revved up bob
and took him into the living room.
he's back with me in here and patiently waiting as only
cats/kittens can.
i'm waiting to try to rescue the poor little chipmunk or
at least keep bob away from him.
hopefully the little critter will find his way back outside tonight! s
what a morning! i'm sitting here keeping my eye on
the mighty, mighty bob. i was working on my computer here
and i could tell bob was stalking something either under the couch
or by my bookshelves. i figured it was a mouse so i was paying attention.
bob started scrambling around and growling and
i heard some high pitched squeaking when something much bigger
than a mouse shot out and headed for underneath my desk RIGHT
where my feet were!
i think it's one of my multitude of chipmunks!
so i grabbed the mighty and really revved up bob
and took him into the living room.
he's back with me in here and patiently waiting as only
cats/kittens can.
i'm waiting to try to rescue the poor little chipmunk or
at least keep bob away from him.
hopefully the little critter will find his way back outside tonight! s
Sunday, July 09, 2006
just got some news via an e-mail from
a fellow poet, grant mcleman.
http://www.verbal-art-wordlab.blogspot.com/
he gave me congrats on being in fourvolts again, 3rd issue.
http://www.fourvolts.co.uk/Issue2.html
it's my poem on geronimo that is in my blog but now
on line in four volts magazine.
i'm trying to find out if anything is being done about
verifying if it is indeed geronimo's skull and if so
what can be done to have it returned and given a
burial with all dignity and honors due him.
if anyone has any info, please e-mail me at
afterthebridge@hotmail.com thanks much, sherry
grant has a poem up at fourvolts this month as well A SONG FOR GINA, i like it quite a bit.
check it out. i think you will as well. s
Saturday, July 08, 2006
year unknown
里の子の袂からちる桜かな
sato no ko no tamoto kara chiru sakura kana
trickling from
a village child's sleeve
cherry blossoms
kobayashi issa
haiku
i haven't been to this site in awhile. it usually soothes me.
figured i'd share with you. s
http://haikuguy.com/issa/
里の子の袂からちる桜かな
sato no ko no tamoto kara chiru sakura kana
trickling from
a village child's sleeve
cherry blossoms
kobayashi issa
haiku
i haven't been to this site in awhile. it usually soothes me.
figured i'd share with you. s
http://haikuguy.com/issa/
Friday, July 07, 2006
a friday rant here:
i regularly read a few political blogs that i think are well done
and have style and wit. i try to make my answers to the posts,
make my points and yet be civil at the same time.
funny, how some people that disagree with the original post OR
with my responses to a post quite often resort to being snarky or
downright pissy with me because i don't resort to
rolling in the gutter verbally, that i feel or i come off, as some sort of
mary poppins/mother teresa wannabe. as if i am somehow better OR
think i am because i don't tell people to fuck off. saying "fuck off" has
NEVER to my knowledge, won an argument, of any kind.
( tho i have said it and i THINK it even more) i might as well
say, "i know i am but what are YOU...?" childish, isn't it?
i wrote to the last guy that" i know my faults better
than anyone and i never said i was some sort of a mary poppins."
i'm not, i'm real, i'm flesh and blood and fucked up more than i'd like to be,
but then again, it does make me interesting to some and
it's a tremendous amount of help
in my work.
so, that's my rant. if you don't like it,( the trolls that follow me around)
well, you DO know what you can do,
now don't you? s
i regularly read a few political blogs that i think are well done
and have style and wit. i try to make my answers to the posts,
make my points and yet be civil at the same time.
funny, how some people that disagree with the original post OR
with my responses to a post quite often resort to being snarky or
downright pissy with me because i don't resort to
rolling in the gutter verbally, that i feel or i come off, as some sort of
mary poppins/mother teresa wannabe. as if i am somehow better OR
think i am because i don't tell people to fuck off. saying "fuck off" has
NEVER to my knowledge, won an argument, of any kind.
( tho i have said it and i THINK it even more) i might as well
say, "i know i am but what are YOU...?" childish, isn't it?
i wrote to the last guy that" i know my faults better
than anyone and i never said i was some sort of a mary poppins."
i'm not, i'm real, i'm flesh and blood and fucked up more than i'd like to be,
but then again, it does make me interesting to some and
it's a tremendous amount of help
in my work.
so, that's my rant. if you don't like it,( the trolls that follow me around)
well, you DO know what you can do,
now don't you? s
Thursday, July 06, 2006
thought it was time for me to put in
a post again for one of the charities that i
support
( i also pester my senator about research every year)
THE CHILDREN'S TUMOR FOUNDATION
ending neurofibromatosis through research
http://www.ctf.org/ thanks. s
a post again for one of the charities that i
support
( i also pester my senator about research every year)
THE CHILDREN'S TUMOR FOUNDATION
ending neurofibromatosis through research
http://www.ctf.org/ thanks. s
got these in an e-mail. s
Laws of the Natural Universe
1. Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.
2. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
3. Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
4. Law of the Telephone: If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
5. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
6. Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
7. Law of the Bath: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings
8. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
9. Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. 10. Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
11. Law of the Theatre: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
12. Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
13. Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
14. Law of Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
15. Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.
16. Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
17. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
18. Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.
19. Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
Laws of the Natural Universe
1. Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.
2. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
3. Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
4. Law of the Telephone: If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
5. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
6. Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
7. Law of the Bath: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings
8. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
9. Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. 10. Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
11. Law of the Theatre: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
12. Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
13. Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
14. Law of Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
15. Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.
16. Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
17. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
18. Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.
19. Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
Wednesday, July 05, 2006
just read a post over at shakespeare's sister, then
i read the newspaper article link and then the one
i have at the bottom of this post.
it's for the national coalition for homeless veterans.
what disgrace in this land of ours! s
go read for yourself, http://shakespearessister.blogspot.com/
“I'm just an ordinary person who served.”
posted by Shakespeare's Sister Wednesday, July 05, 2006
http://www.nchv.org/
i read the newspaper article link and then the one
i have at the bottom of this post.
it's for the national coalition for homeless veterans.
what disgrace in this land of ours! s
go read for yourself, http://shakespearessister.blogspot.com/
“I'm just an ordinary person who served.”
posted by Shakespeare's Sister Wednesday, July 05, 2006
http://www.nchv.org/
Tuesday, July 04, 2006
Monday, July 03, 2006
"The source of all life and knowledge is in man and woman, and the source of all living is in the interchange and the meeting and mingling of these two: man-life and woman-life, man-knowledge and woman-knowledge, man-being and woman-being. "
D.H. Lawrence (1885-1930) David Herbert Lawrence. English novelist
D.H. Lawrence (1885-1930) David Herbert Lawrence. English novelist
went over to pudd'n boy's and GL's
yesterday and the day before. they
have a beautiful backyard and as i mentioned before
3 dogs and a few cats and some fun friends!
i was careful not to get sunburned this time!
pudd'n has a new digital camera and GL took my
picture sitting behind pudd'n on his harley and
another of me looking like i was swigging from a bottle of
yukon! they are funny pictures.
i haven't ridden on a motorcycle since 1970, and i'm not starting now
but the pictures are a hoot!
thea, randy's wife, bought a really nice, small wooden chest
to put the small bag of uncle buck's ashes in, that pudd'n saved
before the trip to sugar lake. buck picnicked with everyone and
even got a special gift from me.
if pudd'n sends me the picture, i'll post it..
boag and his wife sara were there, sara is a great cook
so is GL and her mom becky so there was a ton of food
and a lot of laughs. boag bought uncle buck's harley.
i don't ride but i can and do admire beauty and that bike is
really nice. i'm glad boag decided to buy buck's bike, it should stay
in the "family" i think.
there were fireworks aplenty last night.
i get nervous and the sounds make me jump a little
but they were beautiful, especially the ones that are
all golden. i couldn't help but think of my one dog i had tho. she is
afraid of thunder and firework booms. i hope wherever she is
that her new family holds her and pets her and calms
her when the 4th's
fireworks are set off! s
yesterday and the day before. they
have a beautiful backyard and as i mentioned before
3 dogs and a few cats and some fun friends!
i was careful not to get sunburned this time!
pudd'n has a new digital camera and GL took my
picture sitting behind pudd'n on his harley and
another of me looking like i was swigging from a bottle of
yukon! they are funny pictures.
i haven't ridden on a motorcycle since 1970, and i'm not starting now
but the pictures are a hoot!
thea, randy's wife, bought a really nice, small wooden chest
to put the small bag of uncle buck's ashes in, that pudd'n saved
before the trip to sugar lake. buck picnicked with everyone and
even got a special gift from me.
if pudd'n sends me the picture, i'll post it..
boag and his wife sara were there, sara is a great cook
so is GL and her mom becky so there was a ton of food
and a lot of laughs. boag bought uncle buck's harley.
i don't ride but i can and do admire beauty and that bike is
really nice. i'm glad boag decided to buy buck's bike, it should stay
in the "family" i think.
there were fireworks aplenty last night.
i get nervous and the sounds make me jump a little
but they were beautiful, especially the ones that are
all golden. i couldn't help but think of my one dog i had tho. she is
afraid of thunder and firework booms. i hope wherever she is
that her new family holds her and pets her and calms
her when the 4th's
fireworks are set off! s
Sunday, July 02, 2006
i got the picture below from Q
i just had to have it and wanted to
share it. enjoy. s
http://quasar9.blogspot.com/
i just had to have it and wanted to
share it. enjoy. s
http://quasar9.blogspot.com/
Saturday, July 01, 2006
"Getting drunk, you're in control. It's the difference between suicide and capitulation."
(James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors)
(James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors)
i don't recall where i got this photo. sorry, i wish i did. it's beautiful
it's painful and
it is "my" bridge.
for which, this blog
was named.
"Among men and women, those in love do not always announce
themselves with declarations and vows. But they are the ones
who weep when you're gone. Who miss you every single night,
especially when the sky is so deep and beautiful, and
the ground so very cold."
(Alice Hoffman)
it's painful and
it is "my" bridge.
for which, this blog
was named.
"Among men and women, those in love do not always announce
themselves with declarations and vows. But they are the ones
who weep when you're gone. Who miss you every single night,
especially when the sky is so deep and beautiful, and
the ground so very cold."
(Alice Hoffman)
just got an e-mail from jim bennett about the poetry kit.
that's the main site of the workshop i've belonged to for about 4 years now. s
"Biggest visitors month ever. OVER 8000 unique visitors everyday and just 4000 short of a quarter million over the month. "
http://www.poetrykit.org/
that's the main site of the workshop i've belonged to for about 4 years now. s
"Biggest visitors month ever. OVER 8000 unique visitors everyday and just 4000 short of a quarter million over the month. "
http://www.poetrykit.org/
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